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willierko
willie from new york city, joined wrestlingmarks.com on 9/7/07
You know your a Jobber when...
by willierko on 3/19/08 9:07 PM
- You defeat another jobber, and Michael Cole says it is the biggest win of your career.
- Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag partner.
- You cut a promo about not being used properly, and then Kane comes out and chokeslams you.
- You don't get an entrance, but your opponent does.
- The company asks you to cut your hair.
- The company asks you to get a tan.
- The announcers are talking about something else instead of calling your match.
- You are booked in a handicapped match against The Big Show.
- The "WWE Live Events" bar scrolls across the bottom of the screen during your match.
- Al Snow trained you.
- Your only television time is in a battle royal.
- Your match gets interrupted in progess by a backstage segment.
- Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at Wrestlemania.
- Your opponent is Triple H.
Comments
(3 total)
From jeff on 3/19/08 9:29 PM
Your a jobber when you lose a match within three minutes.
From theone86 on 3/20/08 12:38 AM
"You are booked in a handicapped match against The Big Show."
"You lose a match within three minutes."
Not neccessarily true. I'm sure I could find a lot of wrestlers who are mid-card or better that have done that.
"Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at Wrestlemania."
CM Punk was one of Taker's druid's, and DDP drove Honky Tonk's car to the ring.
"You cut a promo about not being used properly, and then Kane comes out and chokeslams you."
ROFL at that one.
"Al Snow trained you."
Wow, low blow. I'm sure we could find at least a few where this isn't true, he was head trainer at OVW for a while, and continues to train elsewhere in the industry. Still, hard to think of any off the top of your head isn't it? Poor 'ol Al. Oh, well, at least it's better than being Mick Foley.
How about this:
You held the Intercontinental Championship...once...when you first debuted...and you thought it was going to take you straight to the top...well, at least they're not sticking you in a comedy tag team or sending you to EC...damn, well might as well go take some banned substances and get SOME exposure.
From JamesP on 3/20/08 5:56 AM
-If you recieve a big push only to be Pedigreed by HHH in the end.