Now before you all start saying "Jeff Hardy sucks" just listen for a second -- he's main event, he's staying main event, and all the little subtle signs that most people completely miss and don't even realize are signs of a future major run are clearly evident to me. So if all you're going to do is continue to bash the first guy to step up that's actually DIFFERENT from all the other tired ass main eventers, then just stop reading now.

I thought of this a few days ago, and this is honestly how I'd book WrestleMania 24 just for the fact that nobody would expect this, and that's a big part of what's been lackking in the WWE -- unpredictability (I completely called it when I said weeks ago that the Elimination Chamber would come down to Triple H and Jeff Hardy with HHH barely defeating the Intercontinental Champion, and sure enough, that's how it played out, and my credibility for knowing this industry continues to build).

So we've got WrestleMania 24, with these key matches:
WWE Championship match
Triple H versus John Cena versus (c) Randy Orton
Money in the Bank
Includes Jeff Hardy (who is going to win it, whether you like it or not or believe it or not)

So here's what I would do for WrestleMania. Now Jeff Hardy clearly wants to main event Mania, and deserves it really. And he was just shy of winning the Chamber match. Triple H is practically a lock to win the WWE Championship at WrestleMania because Cena has a movie to film around Mania time... hence my confusion on his return so early... so I figure that with the triple threat, no disqualifications, the three beat each other bloody, and Triple H wins, while Cena gets "reinjured" and Orton's just beaten and unconscious. So Hardy, who's going to win the Money in the Bank anyway (he was after all the only one originally even discussed to be in the match a few weeks ago, they hadn't even considered anyone else yet so he's clearly winning), and wanted to main event Mania, and has the right to use his contract for a title match anytime within a year of winning the briefcase... cashes it in directly after Triple H becomes the champion, takes advantage of an already battered new champion, and wins the WWE Championship in the unexpected main event match of WrestleMania 24, leading to a continuation of the feud the two will likely have either way thru the summer (as I'm expecting Jeff Hardy to win the WWE Championship around SummerSlam more than anything else).

I HIGHLY doubt that the WWE would push this sort of twist, as they've become far too predictable, HOWEVER, that's how I would book it, because no one would see that coming.