Summerslam. One of the WWE's big four pay-per-views of the year. Lets see we have the Great Khali vs. Triple H. We have to see a guy who couldn't wrestle even if his opponent is having a really bad day. I wonder who's going to win that match. We have John Cena vs. Batista. John Cena the man who can't wrestle for shit and has uncoordinated legs. He legs are so uncoordinated that he probably has to take some type of medicine just to stand up straight. Oh lets not forget about Batista. A man who can wrestle, but has used so much steriods that he might eventually explode. We also have Santino & Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie James & Kofi Kingston. We have two hot women who can wrestle, but unfortunely we seen so much hot women who can't wrestle that I stop caring about the women's division along time ago. We have a man who has a unibrow that looks weird, but unfortunely he can barely wrestle. We have the IC champion Kofi Kingston who can wrestle, but it seems that he may have to job to Phoenix and Marella after the reports i'm hearing making the titles seem more worthless. We also have CM Punk vs. JBL. We got a man who came back after a 2 year hiatus who clearly has been eating two much because he has man boobs and CM Punk our World Champion who has to face this loser. We also have Jeff Hardy vs. MVP, Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy and the only match I care about Undertaker vs. Edge in a Hell in a Cell match. Why should I pay 40 or 50 dollars for this crappy card? Every match except one or maybe two (not John Cena vs. Batista) sounds crappy. Then again compared to last years Summerslam this card sounds spectacular. That's why I'm not ordering. I can see Taker vs. Edge on the internet. Technology is great isn't it. This is one of the big four pay-per-views this card should be better. Then again Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania wasn't that good either.

Lets see what we had at the Royal Rumble. Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton. A match overhyped to be good, but sucked when it actually happened. Chris Jericho vs. JBL. A match that began the demise of Chris Jericho's big return to the WWE. There was also Rey Mysterio vs. Edge. A match that could have been good, but instead this match was rushed. MVP vs. Ric Flair a match that should not have been on the card. It wasn't bad or anything, but I just didn't care for it. Of course the Royal Rumble itself. This is also the day I lost my hair. When John Cena returned I had to shave my head because me and my friend joked that if John Cena returned at the Rumble that we would shave our heads. Isn't this one of the big four pay-per-views?

And Wrestlemaina the biggest pay-per-view of the year. We had a match that was nothing, but a spotfest. We had a playboy bunny lumberjack match with one of the women who was so bad at wrestling that god almighty himself couldn't stand watching her wrestle anymore that he decided to turn off the lights for a brief moment. Unfortunely he realized that he couldn't see Melina his favorite women's wrestler so he decided that he must make a sacrifice by letting the match continue so he can watch Melina. We had Flair vs. Shawn Michaels a good emotional match. After that I didn't care about any other match except Taker vs. Edge because it didn't have that special feeling. When I was watching this I was saying this is Wrestlemaina every match should feel special. They should feel like a Wrestlemaina match. What the hell is going on? Isn't this one of the big four pay-per-views of the year?

The reason I keep asking that question because Summerslam, Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania and Survivor Series are always suppose to feel special. Sure every match doesn't have to be great, but every match should have a meaning. These four pay-per-views are usually the end of a rivalry or the start of rivalry. Not matches that are just thrown together. Even last years big four pay-per-views felt week. Survivor Series was good, but it didn't have that special big four pay-per-view feeling. Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised that these pay-per-views don't feel special anymore. They really stopped feeling special after 2004. Sure 2005 was good, but it didn't feel special to me. I guess it could be worse, but I just wish that the WWE would make the big four pay-per-views feel special again.